Modernize to hubot 14 (ESM)

- hubot 14.1.0; @hubot-friends/hubot-irc ^2.0.2; hubot-redis-brain 3.0.1
  (exact pin); hubot-help ^2.1.5; hubot-remotestorage-logger (git branch)
- drop hubot-irc, coffee-script, request, hubot-web-push-notifications, and the
  unused hubot-xmpp / hubot-incoming-webhook / hubot-auth / cheerio (they drag
  in node-xmpp-client, request and coffee-script)
- scripts/health.js -> ESM; delete scripts/example.coffee
- external-scripts.json: hubot-help, hubot-redis-brain,
  hubot-remotestorage-logger
- Procfile / run.sh: -a @hubot-friends/hubot-irc

The hubot-remotestorage-logger dep points at the feature/hubot-14 branch until
67P/hubot-remotestorage-logger#5 is merged and v2.0.0 is tagged on master.

Procfile

@@ -1 +1 @@
-web: bin/hubot -a irc
+web: bin/hubot -a @hubot-friends/hubot-irc

external-scripts.json

@@ -1,6 +1,5 @@
 [
   "hubot-help",
-  "hubot-remotestorage-logger",
   "hubot-redis-brain",
-  "hubot-web-push-notifications"
+  "hubot-remotestorage-logger"
 ]

package.json

@@ -2,22 +2,16 @@
   "name": "botka",
   "version": "0.8.1",
   "private": true,
+  "type": "module",
   "author": [
     "Kosmos Contributors <mail@kosmos.org> (https://kosmos.org)"
   ],
-  "description": "Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer",
+  "description": "Kosmos Chat doggo",
   "dependencies": {
-    "cheerio": "0.22.0",
-    "coffee-script": "^1.9.2",
-    "hubot": "^3.3.2",
-    "hubot-auth": "^1.2.0",
-    "hubot-help": "^1.0.1",
-    "hubot-incoming-webhook": "^1.1.1",
-    "hubot-irc": "github:67P/hubot-irc#deploy",
-    "hubot-redis-brain": "~1.0.0",
-    "hubot-remotestorage-logger": "^1.3.0",
-    "hubot-web-push-notifications": "^1.2.0",
-    "hubot-xmpp": "github:67P/hubot-xmpp#dev",
-    "request": "2.88.2"
+    "@hubot-friends/hubot-irc": "^2.0.2",
+    "hubot": "14.1.0",
+    "hubot-help": "^2.1.5",
+    "hubot-redis-brain": "3.0.1",
+    "hubot-remotestorage-logger": "github:67P/hubot-remotestorage-logger#feature/hubot-14"
   }
 }

run.sh

@@ -18,7 +18,4 @@ RS_LOGGER_USER="kosmos@5apps.com" \
 RS_LOGGER_TOKEN="change-me" \
 RS_LOGGER_PUBLIC="true" \
 WEBHOOK_TOKEN="kosmosplusplus" \
-VAPID_SUBJECT="https://example.com" \
-VAPID_PUBLIC_KEY="" \
-VAPID_PRIVATE_KEY="" \
-bin/hubot -a irc --name botka_dev
+bin/hubot -a @hubot-friends/hubot-irc --name botka_dev

scripts/example.coffee

@@ -1,106 +0,0 @@
-# Description:
-#   Example scripts for you to examine and try out.
-#
-# Notes:
-#   They are commented out by default, because most of them are pretty silly and
-#   wouldn't be useful and amusing enough for day to day huboting.
-#   Uncomment the ones you want to try and experiment with.
-#
-#   These are from the scripting documentation: https://github.com/github/hubot/blob/master/docs/scripting.md
-
-module.exports = (robot) ->
-
-  # robot.hear /badger/i, (res) ->
-  #   res.send "Badgers? BADGERS? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN BADGERS"
-  #
-  # robot.respond /open the (.*) doors/i, (res) ->
-  #   doorType = res.match[1]
-  #   if doorType is "pod bay"
-  #     res.reply "I'm afraid I can't let you do that."
-  #   else
-  #     res.reply "Opening #{doorType} doors"
-  #
-  # robot.hear /I like pie/i, (res) ->
-  #   res.emote "makes a freshly baked pie"
-  #
-  # lulz = ['lol', 'rofl', 'lmao']
-  #
-  # robot.respond /lulz/i, (res) ->
-  #   res.send res.random lulz
-  #
-  # robot.topic (res) ->
-  #   res.send "#{res.message.text}? That's a Paddlin'"
-  #
-  #
-  # enterReplies = ['Hi', 'Target Acquired', 'Firing', 'Hello friend.', 'Gotcha', 'I see you']
-  # leaveReplies = ['Are you still there?', 'Target lost', 'Searching']
-  #
-  # robot.enter (res) ->
-  #   res.send res.random enterReplies
-  # robot.leave (res) ->
-  #   res.send res.random leaveReplies
-  #
-  # answer = process.env.HUBOT_ANSWER_TO_THE_ULTIMATE_QUESTION_OF_LIFE_THE_UNIVERSE_AND_EVERYTHING
-  #
-  # robot.respond /what is the answer to the ultimate question of life/, (res) ->
-  #   unless answer?
-  #     res.send "Missing HUBOT_ANSWER_TO_THE_ULTIMATE_QUESTION_OF_LIFE_THE_UNIVERSE_AND_EVERYTHING in environment: please set and try again"
-  #     return
-  #   res.send "#{answer}, but what is the question?"
-  #
-  # robot.respond /you are a little slow/, (res) ->
-  #   setTimeout () ->
-  #     res.send "Who you calling 'slow'?"
-  #   , 60 * 1000
-  #
-  # annoyIntervalId = null
-  #
-  # robot.respond /annoy me/, (res) ->
-  #   if annoyIntervalId
-  #     res.send "AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHH"
-  #     return
-  #
-  #   res.send "Hey, want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
-  #   annoyIntervalId = setInterval () ->
-  #     res.send "AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHH"
-  #   , 1000
-  #
-  # robot.respond /unannoy me/, (res) ->
-  #   if annoyIntervalId
-  #     res.send "GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!"
-  #     clearInterval(annoyIntervalId)
-  #     annoyIntervalId = null
-  #   else
-  #     res.send "Not annoying you right now, am I?"
-  #
-  #
-  # robot.router.post '/hubot/chatsecrets/:room', (req, res) ->
-  #   room   = req.params.room
-  #   data   = JSON.parse req.body.payload
-  #   secret = data.secret
-  #
-  #   robot.messageRoom room, "I have a secret: #{secret}"
-  #
-  #   res.send 'OK'
-  #
-  # robot.error (err, res) ->
-  #   robot.logger.error "DOES NOT COMPUTE"
-  #
-  #   if res?
-  #     res.reply "DOES NOT COMPUTE"
-  #
-  # robot.respond /have a soda/i, (res) ->
-  #   # Get number of sodas had (coerced to a number).
-  #   sodasHad = robot.brain.get('totalSodas') * 1 or 0
-  #
-  #   if sodasHad > 4
-  #     res.reply "I'm too fizzy.."
-  #
-  #   else
-  #     res.reply 'Sure!'
-  #
-  #     robot.brain.set 'totalSodas', sodasHad+1
-  #
-  # robot.respond /sleep it off/i, (res) ->
-  #   robot.brain.set 'totalSodas', 0
-  #   res.reply 'zzzzz'

scripts/health.js

@@ -1,5 +1,11 @@
-module.exports = function (robot) {
+// Description:
+//   Liveness/health endpoint for the HTTP server.
+//
+// Commands:
+//   None
+
+export default function (robot) {
   robot.router.get('/health/live', (req, res) => {
-    res.send('OK');
-  });
+    res.send('OK')
+  })
 }